by Scoobie Davis
I Spy Sucks
Last night, I went to an advance screening of the film I Spy that was sponsored by a station in the Clear Channel radio conglomerate that has Rick Dees as a DJ. The movie sucked almost as much as Dees' deejaying. Another one churned out from the Eddie Murphy crap machine. Mind you, I'm saying this after I got free food and drinks at the I Spy World Premiere after-party (see my 10/28 post). This is actually a step down from Pluto Nash for Eddie Murphy (the theatre was across the street from Murphy's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and I was tempted to take a whizz on Murphy's star; I was also tempted to take a whizz on Rick Dees' star). I'm just glad I didn't have to pay money.