Posted 8:11 AM by Scoobie Davis

I'm Finally Back with Proof of God
I'm finally back after a long Christmas vacation. The other day, I saw proof of God. I was at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica milling around before I saw Gangs of New York (which was great) and I saw a table set up by devotees of fringe presidential candidate Lyndon Larouche. To me, that's proof of the existence of a God with a sense of humor. As a mocker of the political fringe, I bowed my head and thanked Him for bestowing upon me this opportunity for ridicule. So I went up to the table and acted like a live one. After a minute or so of hearing incoherent ranting (it was worse that Drudge's radio show), I informed the guy that I was an agent of Henry Kissinger (who,according to LaRouche, is responsible for all the evil in the world). The guy looked kind of shocked, so I said, "Just messing with you" and went to my movie.