Posted 11:28 PM by Scoobie Davis

Ohio State's Win Is America's Win!
I'm writing this post drunk because I was drinking beers at Yankee Doodle's Sports Bar on Santa Monica's Third Street Promenade. I don't drink much so when the Buckeyes won, I did cartwheels in the bar and went out on the promenade and shouted "Buckeyes" along the promenade. Even if you aren't a Buckeye fan, think of it as a win for America. Miami is in Florida--which is a curse on this great country. Floridians stood by when Katherine Harris and Jeb Crow purged the voter rolls of tens of thousands of eligible minority voters. Even that didn't stop Al Gore from winning the state; George W., Jeb, and Katherine H. had to prevent a fair and honest recount. Those foul actions against our country didn't prevent Jeb Crow from being reelected. So celebrate America's victory.
UPDATE: after reading this sober, I have two conclusions: 1) I shouldn't get drunk; and 2) If I get drunk, I shouldn't write.