Posted 2:41 AM by Scoobie Davis

Who Is Against Trial Lawyers?
When I was interviewed by Inside Edition for crashing the Oscars last year, I asked a couple staff people who were around when Bill O'Reilly was around what they thought of Mr. No-Spin. They said he was a major league dick. Question: What's worse than being Bill O'Reilly's employee? Answer: being Bill O'Reilly's neighbor. Why? Because you're likely to be the victim of a frivolous lawsuit.
Update: After reading the court papers, a smartass e-mailed me and gave a more accurate answer to my question: being O'Reilly's wife Maureen is a lot worse than being his neighbor. I stand corrected.