Posted
11:18 PM
by Scoobie Davis
I Volunteer To Be Process Server to Tom DeLay
The other day I suggested that Tom DeLay be indicted for his illegal dealings. Tapped is a little more reserved; it suggests lawsuits. That's fine with me; I'm even willing to be the process server who hands the subpoenas to DeLay. If DeLay gets wind of the pending lawsuit and tries to dodge the subpoena, I can use my security-bypassing skills to get access to him--trust me, I know how to get past phalanxes of security people.