Posted 8:39 PM by Scoobie Davis

I Am Praying To God, Buddha, Ganesha, Allah, and Rev. Moon That It’s True

Actually, I’m just praying to Ganesha (I’m a believer in Sanatana Dharma)

Via Atrios, Drudge reported:

BLITZ ON RUSH LIMBAUGH TO INTENSIFY ON THURSDAY WITH CHARGES OF DRUG ABUSE... WORLD EXCLUSIVE DEVELOPING...

NATIONAL ENQUIRER TO ALLEGE IN BOMBSHELL REPORT: 'RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DRUG RING... COP PROBE NAILS HIM'...

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS SET TO SPLASH, NEWSROOM SOURCES TELL DRUDGE. HOUSEKEEPER WORE WIRE... ENQUIRER ALLEGES ABUSE OF TENS OF THOSANDS OF PILLS...

This would be so fucking great if it's true. More later. I'm boiling some coffee right now.