by Scoobie Davis
Don't Contribute to This Site
I'm no longer poor. In fact, I joined Gold's Gym (I got a great deal; my goal is getting back down to 8 percent body fat by spring break--college women, watch out!). No longer do I have to add thousand island dressing to my macoroni and cheese (three boxes for 98 cents at the 98 Cent Store at Wilshire and Alvarado) because I couldn't afford the soy milk. Thanks to all who have contributed in the past but I don't need your money anymore.
Accordingly, if you have some extra cash, send it to General Wesley Clark. Also, buy some Clark gear.