by Scoobie Davis
This is Too Easy
A woman who believes that her Sky God sent dolphins to protect Elian is questioning the sanity of a normal man. The Dolphin Queen needs to hang it up.
Addendum: Actual quote from Nooner herself (no, I didn't make it up): "I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads."