by Scoobie Davis
Am I a Bitch?
Ay Caramba! I saw Michael Savage on television today and he has the worst teeth I have seen in my life! No wonder East Coast Bob called him up and told him about it (Savage's defensive and homophobic reaction to East Coast Bob's crack got him canned from MSNBC). I'm not saying it to be mean. This is what I don't understand: Haven't any of Savage's friends or colleagues taken him aside and told him to see a good dentist?
Look, I could use a visit from the tasteful queer guys from the Bravo network show just as much as the typical straight guy, but there are certain standards I have. These include good grooming and hygiene--including good oral hygiene. A set of veneers would run him a few grand but, hell, the guy is loaded. Am I a bitch for bringing up this(as well as the grooming habits of a Kerry advisor?)
Disclosure: There are many times that I go out dressed like a slob and don't care. Example: The other day I went out in old jeans and a t-shirt, I thought to myself: Hey, I'm getting laid; I don't care what people are thinking.