by Scoobie Davis
Wouldn't Sun Myung Moon Be a Great Topic for Howard Stern?
I think it's great that Howard Stern is out there bashing Bush. Stern would have a field day discussing Bush friend, the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, the head of the Unification Church (I can only imagine how Stern would broach the topic of "the Holy Handkerchief," the sacred washclothes given to Moon devotees to wipe their genitals after sex). More important is the work that Stern could do to expose the unholy alliance between Unification Church front groups and the Bush administration. One e-mail is all I'm asking: write Howard Stern at email@example.com and tell them to focus on Moon. John Gorenfeld would be a great guest for Stern.