by Scoobie Davis
I just got back from the premiere of 13 Going on 30 in Westwood. I went, of course, to sneak into the premiere after-party. No such luck: there wasn't an after-party (at least not an official one). I wanted to crash and tell Jennifer Garner that I loved Dude, Where's My Car? (I said that to Seann William Scott at the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back premiere and he gave me a huge shit-eating grin). I also wanted to ask Ms. Garner for a date. Okay, she's out of my league but I figure I have more of a chance of getting a date with Jennifer Garner than Ralph Nader has of being elected president.