by Scoobie Davis
How To Handle Nader Supporters
If you meet a Naderite, especially one who talks a good game about how Ralph Nader will tap into the tens of millions of nonvoters, here is all you have to say: "I'll bet you $100 that Nader doesn't get ten percent of the vote." If the Naderite takes the bet, consider yourself $100 richer. If the Naderite doesn't bite, then you have every right to treat the person as a crank because any presidential candidate who can't get into the double digits is in the same class as Lyndon LaRouche, Pat Buchanan, or Lenora Fulani. It is your duty as an adult to mock and ridicule the person. That's all it takes.