by Scoobie Davis
Exclusive: Jerry Falwell Wants Your Help
Tonight I was flipping to the local alternative rock station Star 98.7. I thought I got it but instead got the local Christian talk station at 99.5. It was the Frank Pastore Show (remember him?). I was about to change the station when Pastore announced that Jerry Falwell was starting a new political organization and was going to be interviewed on the show. I had previously read about Falwell's new group the Faith and Values Coalition at Salon and I wanted to hear more.
Short Jerry Falwell: He's starting the Faith and Values Coalition and he's trolling for Christian soldiers.
Help out Falwell. Join the Faith and Values Coalition (I'm not kidding; the more they view you as a live one, the more of Falwell's resources that go down the toilet). Get some swag from Falwell. Also, get a three-month subscription of the National Liberty Journal on Falwell's dime. Also, send a gift subscription to a friend--or an imaginary friend (use the name of your favorite rock performer). Have fun.