by Scoobie Davis
Who's Your Daddy?
I'm your daddy! Why? Because the Scoobster partied with Jack Nicholson--or at least I partied in the same room as Jack Nicholson. Yours truly crashed the Spanglish premiere after-party last night. Sweet baby Jesus, it was totally dope. It was a good thing I dressed up because it was kind of formal for LA. It was held in a huge tent at Sony studios in Culver City.
Jack was a guest of director James L. Brooks. I realized it was Nicholson only when I walked past him. No, I didn't say anything to him--that would have been bad form. I also saw the stars of the film: Adam Sandler and Tea Leoni (she is one hot momma). I was disappointed because supporting actress Cloris Leachman's reserved table was empty for the night; hey, a lot of people can say they partied with Jack but it would be a real feather in your cap to be able to say that you partied with Cloris Leachman.
Wolfgang Puck catered the event and they had a ravioli bar. Yummy! I drank three martinis (which is one too many for me). Hans Zimmer and some other musicians played some classical music for a while.
There were so many hot babes there--and many quite approachable. The last time I was at a place with so many hot women was when I was at Miami U. I had a great time but the hangover was terrible.