Posted 3:58 PM by Scoobie Davis

You Can't Make This Shit Up
When I read Eric Muller's report (via Atrios) on Michelle Malkin/Maglalang, my first thought was that Maglalang isn't a bad last name (I once knew a woman whose surname was Underdonk) and Malkin isn't that great of a last name. Why bother?

A while later, I was lurking on Dr. Laura's web site (hey, someone's gotta do it), when I saw that Malkin/Maglalang is a pin-up girl for--no, I'm not making it up--The 2005 Great American Conservative Women Calendar, which includes Condi, Ann Coulter, and--stop the presses--Phyllis Schlafly. I'm sure this is on the Christmas list of every Freeper looking for stroking material. I'm assuming (and praying) that the models are clothed (I know that Malkin/Maglalang is; she previously assured her readers of her primness--which was a big relief to me).

This is just too weird. I've told people this before: I'm convinced that everyone is on drugs.