by Scoobie Davis
Support Tom DeLay
I realize that's an odd request from me. DeLay is a corrupt, hypocritical, reactionary, narrow-minded, anti-science, redneck, doctrinaire, fundamentalist, bigoted, anti-democratic, theocratic, chickenshit, and money-grubbing assclown. That's why we need him to be the face of the Republican Party for as long as possible. David Keane's American Conservative Union website has an area where you can voice your support for DeLay. The longer DeLay remains as Republican leader of the House, the more Republicans (e.g., Bob Ney) who crash and burn with him in 2006.