by Scoobie Davis
Foot Fetishist to be the Commencement Speaker at my Alma Mater
The Dolphin queen, Peggy Noonan, will be be the speaker at Miami University's 167th comemncement on Saturday. Noonan, who writes for the worst editorial page not in a newspaper owned by a Korean ex-con who thinks he's the messiah, is rumored to discuss her obsession with the feet of powerful men.
Random notes about my MU experience: I went to MU right before Nick Lachey attended so I never met him. . . I learned my party crashing at MU. They partied like hell there but the school was so damn cliquish. You either used your wits and improvised or you had a didn't have a social life. I improvized a lot and I wish I were still there. . .Miami U is very Republican but more of a libertarian, don't-tax-me-and-let-me-party brand of Republicanism (though MU boasts a very active Campus Crusade for Christ branchand I knew a lot of unfun buzzkills who went there). . .MU has a very high female-to-male ratio (and is noted for having very attractive females). . .One professor I had once said that many students acted like they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps but would have to work overtime to fail. . .God I miss Miami.