Posted 12:00 PM by Scoobie Davis

I Am The Three Billion Dollar Man!
I have crashed a lot of parties. Probably the funnest and most lavish have been movie premiere after-parties (As Sam Raimi told me after I told him that I crashed the Spider-Man after party, "They [Hollywood] do know how to spend money). Anyhow, I calculated the domestic box office of all the films whose premiere after-parties or events I've crashed. This summer I surpassed the 3 billion dollar mark.
Does this mean anything? Not a whole lot but it's been slammin' time!

The list:
Tomcats (2001) $13,000,000
Spider-Man (2002) $403,000,000
Men in Black II (2002) $189,000,000
xXx (2002) $142,000,000
Scooby Doo (2002) $175,000,000
Swimfan (2002) $28,000,000
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) $213,000,000
Blue Crush (2002) $38,000,000
Undercover Brother (2002) $39,000,000
I Spy (2002) $33,000,000
National Security (2002) $36,000,000
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) $127,000,000
Hulk (2003) $132,000,000
Terminator 3 (2003) $150,000,000
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) $18,000,000
Spider-Man 2 (2004) $387,000,000
xXx: State of the Union (2004) $27,000,000
Spanglish (2004) $42,000,000
Batman Begins (2005) $205,000,000
Lords of Dogtown (2005) $13,000,000
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) $39,000,000
Wedding Crashers (2005) $210,000,000
Superman Returns (2006) $198,000,000
Clerks 2 (2006) $24,000,000
Talledega Nights (2006) $145,000,000
Beerfest (2006) $18,000,000
Total $3,044,000,000