Posted 12:00 AM by Scoobie Davis

Redefining the Word "Phat"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you could detect a trace of sour grapes in Monday's post in which I noted that I wasn't invited to the Democratic convention, then your intuition was wrong. One big reason: if I were in Boston, I wouldn't have been able to crash the Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle world premiere after-party tonight. It slammed! It's late so I will update this post with more info on the party later today.

Since we're on the topic of crashing, I wanted to address the talk about Nader wanting to crash the Dem's convention. It's my expert opinion that Nader won't get into the FleetCenter unless Democrats want him in there. Bypassing that type of security requires at least three of the following: an inside person (mole), elaborate planning, good social engineering, a trained crasher as a consultant (I can assure you that there's not enough money in the world for me to help Nader's lame ass), and/or a lot of luck. The security teams I deal with are on the ball but they aren't the feds. The feds are all over the FleetCenter and they do not like to be embarrassed. The federales don't mess ouround.

The article mentions that Nader said he hopes "to shock Democrats inside the FleetCenter." The man is a living joke. Why should Democrats be shocked by him? He's just another fringe candidate.