Posted 9:51 PM by Scoobie Davis

Undercover in Squaresville
Sorry about the dearth of posting this week: I had to get an office job. This meant I had to get a haircut, shave off my soul patch, trim my sideburns, and wear a suit and tie.  It's like preparing for a major crash--such as the Hannity & Colmes show last October (see addendum)--except that it's no fun.  Christ, I looked in the mirror and thought, "I look like a Republican."  This reminds me of a Pat Boone song [Warning: this is a godawful song but it has a catchy tune which means that it might be playing in your head for the next few days]

Addendum: First, let me congratulate Ed Schultz for breaking the top five of Talkers magazine's annual "Heavy Hundred" rankings. I mentioned crashing the Hannity & Colmes show last November crashing the Hannity & Colmes show last October and trying to ask Slanthead about why he wussed out of debating Ed Schultz in Cincinnati. Here's some empirical evidence that Hannity is a wuss when it comes to debating people who aren't hand-picked to be his paid punching bags.